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Epitaph for DOS Gamer

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sabranon 10
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 13th Oct 2007
Posts: 9

Posted - Saturday, 15th March 2008 - 07:13
So, when the site was down, oh so briefly, I was worried that it might be gone forever.

So I wrote an epitaph and posted it on my geek poetry blog.

Here it is, (parodying Elegy Written in a Country Church-Yard):

Epitaph for DOS Gamer

Here would rest his head upon the lap of Earth
A youth to Fortune and to Fame  once known.
Fair Copyright frowned not on his humble birth,
And possibly Lawyers marked him for her own.

Many were the games, and their replay value sincere,
Users did a recompense as largely send:
He gave to Gamers all he had, a tear,
He gained from Abandonment some friends.

No player seeks his games to download,
Or draw his forums from their dread abode
(Where we hope Nuclearwinter does decompose),
The bosom of Founder Cyberaxe.


Stefan wrote one too, but he will have to post his own.

onibara 102
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 28th Sep 2007
Posts: 101

Posted - Saturday, 15th March 2008 - 07:14
If you enjoyed my poem, feel free to check out my others:

Geek Poetry

Stefan 123
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 16th Feb 2008
Posts: 122

Posted - Saturday, 15th March 2008 - 07:54
Yeah, it was a bit of a shock... I didn't know what to do, I got cold sweats and everything!

But anyway, this was my addition to the poem!


It seems apt to join in this lament

and reminisce o�er times well spent

in forums discussing adult content

that we ne�er more shall grace


May we find comfort just to know

our hard drives contain 1000 free downloads

oh crap the memory is low

I�m running out of disk space


So join us one and join us all

as we discuss the rise and fall

the site that once stood proud and tall

Dos Gamer, laid to waste.



hitman 68
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: Australia
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2007
Posts: 67

Posted - Saturday, 15th March 2008 - 22:46
cool heres mine


               Im a poet and i dont know it...




OOOOH that owned!!!!

onibara 102
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 28th Sep 2007
Posts: 101

Posted - Sunday, 16th March 2008 - 20:16
I don't know if this rhyme has a use,
I've just read too much Dr. Seuss.

Zeon566 547
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 26th Oct 2006
Posts: 546

Posted - Sunday, 16th March 2008 - 20:52

Here is mine its a sequel to a classic


 


          Return of the Eyes: The Raven II


 


  Once upon a time I was sitting in my homely abode, during a dreary storm


While reading books of the English literature within thy weary dorm


I was pondering to myself, for what would happen next


As the pages folded back revealing newer text


Sipping my Earl Grey tea through my porcelain cup I say


For only thy would know what would happen on this dreary day


 


I heard the sound of hammering thunder


To myself I have to wonder


What was that sound all about


For should I be in total doubt


Maybe it�s a noise at the door, for thy should ignore


Slumber to lumber, for the wood will burn


Ashes to Ashes, but what will I learn


 


I get up from my comfy red chair


To go and stand to get some fresh air


For then I heard another sound of hammering thunder


Again to myself I have to wonder


I look at my portrait of my beloved Cecilia


For some say she is a dark witch


With thrilling powers of black magic


That makes the city destruction very tragic


I do not believe those rumors, for those are vague


My beloved Cecilia you my dear are not a plague


I get up and sat back down on my comfy red chair 


      A chilling draft came through my hair, but I read my book with a blank stare


For this is not a sadistic lair


However I love thy animals of habitation, for my curious kind is a bear


If I shall say thou so, for my conscious must fold


This story of wretchedness must be told


 


I felt a pounding in my stomach, I felt hungry, wanting food


Getting off my comfy red chair I say, for what would I do today


Creak the door open I did, and onward I went


Halls are looking gloom, however it is lacking the style of a room


As I got to the kitchen I say to thy self �Such wonderful food I seek, for I shall feast�


My stomach still growl with ravaging hunger like a beast


I checked thy cabinets of thy house, � I shall find my cheese like thy mouse.�


A loud noise of hammering thunder again arise


Thou noise of thou sound caught me by surprise


I jump down to the textured floor


Only to be looking at this chamber door


Is it an illusion �I thought to myself�?


Could be magic that can force me to dwell


But only thy know what this story can tell


 


I venture back to my hall of study


Sitting again in my comfy red chair


Only then I hear tapping at the stair


Thus I look on and said, �Who goes there show thy face for I do not fear thou presence�?


Standing I did, and clench my fists I must to venture this madly dusk


Storming the stair I must for I am as sharp as an Elephant tusk


  I dared and said, �Show yourself madly presence�!


Nothing yet nothing has occurred instead it is still a storm


In my homely abode but yet still a tale of lively form


 


I then hear the howls of wolves, howls worst than a thunder


I leave myself saying, �What is thy noise I wonder�?


 Near my closet getting my coat to warm myself, which is a brown winter coat of fur


Aiming for thy door open I must, but my vision started to blur


Winds were pushing me back, but forward I must go, for the tale to be told


This is the day, for thy will tell me thy time of existence


For thy would will tell me that I must wield persistence


I went to leave thy house the sky of day ventures into the day of night


Still I must go on forward I must go on, for the tale to be told


Through the forest I go, and howls I heard louder than before


Stopped myself to listen my heart beat, but I venture for more


Finally I reached thy cabin I love enter I did


I shut the door locking it well


Being nervous I looked around, but then I tripped and fell


I stared towards the small hall looked and said, �My second chair smiles upon me I see�?


I moved forward to sit in chair but then I stopped


I looked into the library I had in my Cabin


Looking through my section of Literature, Music History, Puritanism and Fantasy


Out of all I ventured through I chose Puritanism


I looked and started to read one of the novels from Nathaniel Hawthorne


His stories are as good and loud as a dragon horn


The one I picked to read is that of Young Goodman Brown


That good story of a young puritan man who assumed that people were loosing faith


In the Puritan religion and that of everyone was worshipping the devil


I open to read pondering about Goodman, which then I heard tapping


I pulled myself straight looking all around


To thou end there was not a single sound


 


What is this I say, is it a ounce of black magic, or is it a drench of oil


My blood started to run through veins almost to the point of boiling


I thought to myself �Tis a visitor I assume�?


But there was no answer, so I waited then kept reading


While I read I heard thy noise at my cabin window, and thou came a bird


A black colored bird with eyes that could pierce through the heart


This bird was shaped, and was sitting on my statuette like a work of art


It stared at me and called out �Cecilia is nevermore�?


I try to ignore the wretched bird, but it said again �Cecilia is nevermore�?


 


Then I heard footsteps and a shadowy figure stepped in


It said to me �Stop that wretched bird for it took my dear Lenore�!


I looked and it was man wearing a reddish robe with a book in hand


What seemed like a rather disturbing trend seemed quite bland


I asked this man �Who is this Lenore�?


The man then replied �Lenore! Lenore! My dear loved one Lenore�.


 �That damned bird drove me to insanity don�t let it do the same to you�.


I looked at the man then the bird it was sitting on my shelf


I said to thy bird �Be gone! You devilish bird you, and rid me of this nightmare�!


Then there was a sound of hammering thunder similar to before


For this bird is not on thy chamber door, but yet on my Cabin door


The bird looked at me as though it is testing me then it said �Nevermore�!


If I were to rest tonight it would be satisfying to see that bird dead in my arms


It would be very sweet and unique, so Heaven in thou would grant my charms


 


The raven stared and flapped it wings, only to say �Nevermore�!


 I was in rage and said �Get thy behind wretched creature stop ye from thy skin�!


The bird chuckled and laughed then it said �You disappoint me thou nave�!


The bird repeats itself saying �Nevermore�! �Nevermore�! �Nevermore�!


Flying around the bird does, for death do it part it must


The red robed man try to grab the bird but yet cannot do to his form


A ghost the man is, and even he cannot help, for he is torn


That damned bird says more, �Lightly, Lanky, Lenore for she would be ignored�.


I start to loose focus and then I picked up thy book clenching it like a hammer


My time is of the arousing so I must do something quick


Again there was a hammering sound of thunder


To myself again I have to wonder


For a day to be folklore must make me feel old


I must go on for this tale must be told


 Nothing makes me angry then this wretched raven that I shall put to its grave


Which behavior must I use for this time I should crave


The red robed man said, �Kill! Kill! I say kill thy black bird of witchcraft�!


What could I do for this bird is on thy cabin door


While I stand and stare at the thy bird my feet stand on thy floor


I feel as though thy wretched chance has been stretched


For my bold fists have been clenched


The birds eyes glowed as though it were to shoot blazing fire


It then said �Cecilia! Cecilia! Is she what thy desire�?


I pounded thy ground replying back �Raven! Bird! Devilish creature turn back I say�!


Again another hammering sound of thunder occurred


This is not a matter that I can secure


 


I took thy time and waited for the raven


Thoroughly speaking of a witches haven


For this bird has derived me and I can speak no more


This is not a tale of folklore, but I feel like my veins have tore


I have this one chance to strike this raven and strike it well


This can be the finale, for it is grand, and it will make me tell


I looked to thy ground, for I find nothing to bound


This raven again antagonizes me and says �Nevermore�!


I jump at thy bird with thy stick in hand


I missed thy raven for it is grand


�Nevermore�! �Nevermore�! �Nevermore�!


Die wretched bird for you will die in vein


I heard thy voice from somewhere a sweet and soft voice


The voice says � Never give up on thy hope have faith in thy self thy will do the rest�.


I smiled and said �Cecilia is that you my dear�?


And the voice responds, �Yes! It is I come and together we defeat thy wretched menace�.


I felt the light like no other and start to wonder


Thy stick became a sword for I said, �I shall defeat thy bird of evil�!    


     The raven said, �Stop! Do not shed thy blood, for it is a sin against thy lord�!


I then raised thy sword and said, �Raven! You are nevermore, for it has been told�!


  The raven splits in two pieces a light sheds down and the deceased raven vanishes


Cecilia looks upon me says, �You have done great deed vanquishing thy raven�.


Then she says to me �Farewell! For my heart will be go on and be inside of you�.


The red robed man stared at me and said �Thank you! Thy kind stranger, for ridding thy bird you are, indeed a great man farewell for we shall watch you from above�.


The sun showed its face as I sat on my chair in heavenly grace


With pride and joy I lived in thy house for my life was gloom


What of my cabin door, thy door is well


For I gave one last look at thy spirits and bid them farewell


 


 

Stefan 123
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 16th Feb 2008
Posts: 122

Posted - Sunday, 16th March 2008 - 22:46


Zeon566 547
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 26th Oct 2006
Posts: 546

Posted - Tuesday, 18th March 2008 - 19:42

here's another one


I could fly high in the sky like a bird


screaming soars of jetstreams is what I heard


Like a swift draft that is bold


These wretched stories are fiendishly told


For again and again I am a soldier thats heavenly old 

Zeon56639526.4182060185

onibara 102
DOS Gamer Fan
Location: United States
Member Since: 28th Sep 2007
Posts: 101

Posted - Wednesday, 19th March 2008 - 15:54
You are quite the lyricist, Zeon566.

My computer won't be back till the 25th!

Though I am sure there are a couple of people who have been a bit relieved by my not being able to post as much.

I guess I will remain a groupie for a long time.

Oh well. It's a good thing Cyberaxe looks good in a gimp suit.


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